letter to Sacramento's "Street Roots"

I recently went to work here volunteering at the free dining facility on Third in Eureka. I have run across your paper looking for information on free camping for the homeless. We could get similar papers from other markets and open a homeless news stand. This would be a way to gain visibility for the homeless problem. And whoever is going to fight us on this and everything else because we all know " You can't do anything for these people" might as well start here. There is a small square in the bohemian part of town where they offer carriage rides and during the day an attractive young lady sets up some small tables of jewelry similar to the way they do it on Telegraph Avenue in Berkekey.

Word oricessing for fun and profit. All the content. I got it all right here in this bag. I'm sick with envy. Everything that I always wsanted belongs to someone else So here I am.Look at me. I'm somebody. I've been told otherwise. Poor me, por, por pitiful me. Where's my muse? Who thought this was going to be a good idea? It'd be nice if nthis would all turn out well like in afairy tale. Honey surgar babt's the end t'y. Personallyh I hate people. I just hate 'em. I guess I love them and hate them at the same time, big surprise. There are ;actually two sides to s particular issue. Do we see both sides now? I hate you. Don't leave me. Wonmen who love men who hate them. Why does the world keep on turning? Don't they know it ended the day you said good bye.
Joy and Sadness rule the world
Giving in to the powers that be that might be what they seem.

What next, superboy?
Where
s the magic cape? What's next on the agenda?

How about "The Humboldt Handout"